Dear Mr Chianta,
Listen my pheasants are as comfortable as can be - they have everything a bird could want and more. They've never “wandered from the fold” as you put it in your letter, because basically why would they want to? Would you “wander from the fold” if you were staying in a five-star hotel? No you wouldn't, you'd probably stay and have a spa.
That's the end of it thanks.
Hawker
